Frequently asked questions about Sexy Babe Videos
Resolved Question: The 'HotForWords' babe, does anyone know?
September 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm ~
Is there somewhere that we cans look this babe in a more revealing/sexy way. She exudes boobtifulness ;) This would be great if someone knows of a place to look a more titalating video of hers. Bye bye
Resolved Question: Are Women Just Asking Too Much From Men These Days?
January 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm ~
this is a list of the perfect man that they are every looking for 5'8” and taller Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes Handsome Muscular Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat Good sense of humor Dimples Cute giggle Sensitive *Affectionate* in front of friends Gives me lots of attention Outgoing Popular but doesn't know the whole state Friends with my friends Nice grin Straight teeth No facial or body hair (except legs n below arms) Pierced ear(s) if any Not too many tattoos if any Likes to cuddle Likes to party Takes me out Grabs my hand to hold Kisses me unexpectedly Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe Has a good job Tells me he misses me when we're not together Makes me giggle Open minded Polite Holds doors for me Opens car doors *Romantic* Likes every type of music Likes going to the movies Talks to his friends about me Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed Gives massages without me having to ask Plays with my hair Calls me to just say hi Tries not to argue Apologizes for when he does wrong Says what he's feeling Has a car Has a dog Has a family that likes me Compliments me Is tan Doesn't curse every the time Wants to be with me as much as possible Comes over unexpectedly Wakes me up with a kiss Same age or 3 years at the most older than me *Trustworthy* Patient Likes to store Has good manners Doesn't smoke Occasionally drinks Athletic Is on time for dates Calls back later when he says he will Lives close to me Wants to meet my family Treats me like a princess Has a cute butt Good kissable lips Good kisser Good memory Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc Intelligent Has direction Creative Likes everything about me Committed *My best pal* Respectful Mature Persistent – difficult working Likes walks on the beach Likes just staying home sometimes Writes me songs/poems Likes to dance Has a sexy voice Cooks for me Likes to show me off Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel" Likes to take pictures Flirts with me in public and in private Puts up with my mood swings Comforts me when I'm unhappy Doesn't say “sorry” every the time when it's not needed Sticks up for me Likes animals Sends me flowers for no reason Ignores my imperfections Surprises me (good surprises) Doesn't ever yell at me Likes picnics Likes to clean First to say I adore You Listens to me Smells good *Doesn't lie* Likes kids Makes me the middle of his world Not in trouble with the law Isn't a goody-goody Doesn't stare at other girls Doesn't talk to other girls more than me Doodles our names on paper Likes to draw Leaves notes on my car Let's me go out with him and his friends Will hang out with me and my friends Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet Gets jealous but not too jealous Dependable Doesn't hang up on me Calls me babe, sweetie, etc Calls me cute pet names Isn't conceited Isn't a penny-pincher Likes sports and going to sports events Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win Doesn't play mind games Doesn't just think about sex Cares about world issues Doesn't make me sob Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone Isn't shy Has hopes, dreams, and wishes Not opinionated Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them its a lot to ask just to receive a shaag
Resolved Question: HELP!! could this video on youtube or the internet? could it leak?what happens if it is leaked? ?
October 14, 2008 at 11:06 am ~
could i be charged by the police for indecent exposure if the police saw this? anyway... I was wearing a mini skirt it was REALLY short and SLU TY!!! it barely covers my my panties! so if i dint bring my bend my knees down when i lower my self to pick something of the ground i will flash people!! anyway i was standing in the yard and these people in a car were looking at me! they were saying WHO!!! GO SEXY! GO BABE! so liking it i acted slutty and i was just acting proactive i started by bending my knees and raised my butt in the air ( spanking me in the process. ) it was really sticking out! sitting down/laying down on the grass and just spreading my legs so i would flash them ( giving the face of a drunken easy to manipulate trashy girl. ). i was purposely flashing them ( i was climbing a tree to purposely flash them that might or might not be videotaped!! ) they were videotaping this with a cell phone camera!! I saw it but i really didn't pay attention. what are the chances of people seeing this on Youtube and or the internet as a whole? or by sending the video to people by cell phone, i don't want people i know to look this especially school officials and people that might hire me for a job or just anyone seeing this really. i would be embarrassed if my dad saw that. out of curiosity what would happen if it was wide spread and people i knew saw this to? PLEASE DON'T SAY " YOUR A SLUT " OR " THAT'S SLU TY!! " OR " THAT WAS STUPID " I KNOW THAT WAS STUPID AND SLU TY!. and i will never do it again dressing like a slut demeans me and makes me Look trashy. which i should'nt want to sluty or trashy ESPECALY at 13 - 14 it gives of the wrong message i don't know these people their complete strangers to me. yeah i dont know these people AT every. and i dont know their licence dish, names,nothing so i could not find a video on youtube i dont even have a youtube acount. my problem is that they could arrive back it was a the yard of MY home so they could arrive back. it was at October 8th 2008 at 3 - 4 PM . i am between 13 - 14 and i am a girl and it happened at Lake Forest Park Washington. unfortulantly i can't think of anymore detailes. it would be nice to have stories of experiance and just ideas how to find a video if they posted a video on the net such as youtube.
Voting Question: I'm telling ya too loosen up my buttons babe :D lol?
April 11, 2009 at 6:10 pm ~
haha just wanted to receive your attention lol :p ok look at the way the girls are dancing in this music video. Do you think thats a little too "sexy" for a young teenager to be dancing like? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuPOPAJIhwg (its buttons by PCD) I never said they were teenagers I am asking don't you think that nice of dancing is innopropriate for young teenagers to be dancing like? I went to a teen club and thats how the girls were dancing like ... how the fcuk do I need to grow up? Seriously I'm fcuking sleepy of this section judging teenagers. If we make one fcuking mistake then you're every up in our assssees
Resolved Question: HELP!!! will this be posted on youtube/whole internet? or could it be passed by cellphone? will people see it?
October 14, 2008 at 12:41 am ~
I was wearing a mini skirt it was REALLY short and SLU TY!!! it barely covers my my panties! so if i dint bring my bend my knees down when i lower my self to pick something of the ground i will flash people!! anyway i was standing in the yard and these people in a car were looking at me! they were saying WHO!!! GO SEXY! GO BABE! so liking it i acted slutty and i was just acting proactive i started by bending my knees and raised my butt in the air ( spanking me in the process. ) it was really sticking out! sitting down/laying down on the grass and just spreading my legs so i would flash them ( giving the face of a drunken easy to manipulate trashy girl. ). i was purposely flashing them ( i was climbing a tree to purposely flash them that might or might not be videotaped!! ) they were videotaping this with a cell phone camera!! I saw it but i really didn't pay attention. what are the chances of people seeing this on Youtube and or the internet as a whole? or by sending the video to people by cell phone, i don't want people i know to look this especially school officials and people that might hire me for a job or just anyone seeing this really. i would be embarrassed if my dad saw that. out of curiosity what would happen if it was wide spread and people i knew saw this to? PLEASE DON'T SAY " YOUR A SLUT " OR " THAT'S SLU TY!! " OR " THAT WAS STUPID " I KNOW THAT WAS STUPID AND SLU TY!. and i will never do it again dressing like a slut demeans me and makes me Look trashy. i don't know these people their complete strangers to me. yeah i dont know these people AT every. and i dont know their licence dish, names,nothing so i could not find a video on youtube i dont even have a youtube acount. my problem is that they could arrive back it was a the yard of MY home so they could arrive back. it was at October 8th 2008 at 3 - 4 PM . i am between 13 - 14 and i am a girl. unfortulantly i can't think of anymore detailes.
Resolved Question: what is this song in this video Sexy CheerLeader College Babe Booty Dance *** Shaking Strip Naked Undies Thong?
December 4, 2009 at 1:27 am ~
http://www.livevideo.com/video/413E5EB9A8974CFA80992B9786A58A22/sexy-cheerleader-college-babe-.aspx is the link to look it up..i really like to know the tune its sexy
Open Question: Love help me pleasee....?
March 7, 2010 at 9:53 am ~
Basically i have been talking, IM'ing, texting, video chatting with this guy for about a month now. I cant receive him out of my head and i think i adore him. he sent me this yesterday.. "Babe, Right after i close my laptop to pack it and leave; i wanted to look you. i got to my uncles and we left to the movies. I was thinking about you the whole ride there. When i got into the movie one of the guys had an accent and i thought "Yeah its not as sexy as *******'s." & thats when i signed on and my phones light was so bright but i didnt care cuz i wanted to talk to you cuz everytime i talk to you i grin and everytime i think of you i receive butterflies. But you werent on and i was unhappy and tried to message you but i didnt receive a answer... so i was like looking at the pictures of you i have and trying to dodge my cousins eyes. I want you *******, i want every of you forever and forever and we can live happily ever after. I have no doubt that one day we are going to meet and when we do we will make glorious adore and it will be the happiest days of our lives. Well, i'm done venting for now babe, we are getting up at about 7 to run so for you at 11 i better look your name on meebo. I adore you ******* ******* XxXxX Goodnight." and i do not know how to answer... help me please if you can, would be much appreciated.
Resolved Question: what do yall think of this?
December 21, 2008 at 4:59 am ~
The Sexualization of Young Girls Media Influences Bratz Doll By Family Editorial Staff The report by the American Psychological Association: "Report of the Task Force on the Sexualization of Girls" focuses on the media culture and its impact on young American women over a long period of time. As a part of everyday life, for many the connection has not been made between the messages conveyed through media, and the self perception of a young person, in this case young girls. The report found:the APA Task Force on the of Girls Television * Youth-oriented programs are disproportionately male in focus * Have a tendency to objectify women. * Female characters are provocatively dressed and behaviors are coded with leering, ogling, staring, and catcalling at the bodies of female characters. * Of the 81 programs analyzed, 84% contained one of the following behaviors in order of the most to the least common: 1-Sexist comments (e.g., broad, bimbo, dumb ass chick, toots, fox, babe, blondie). 2-Verbal sexual objectification of women’s bodies. 3-Body language – involving sexual harassment i.e. jokes which characterized women as sexual objects. Music Videos * 44%–81% of music videos analyzed contain sexual imagery. * Women dress more provocatively than men * Are more likely to serve as decorative objects * Are least likely to play an instrument. * Women are displayed for sexual readiness. * Use sexual readiness to cross the threshold from teenager to adulthood, which conveys the message that sexual readiness is a sign of maturity Music Lyrics . * Researchers coded the content of 164 songs from 16 artists popular with teens. Overall, 15% of songs contained sexually degrading lyrics. Movies * "This gross below representation of women and girls in films with family-friendly content reflects a missed opportunity to gift a broad spectrum of girls and women in roles that are non-sexualized". Cartoons and Animation * Are not free from the sexual objectification of young girls and women. * Female characters increasingly wear sexy costumes that don’t match the characters’, fewer clothes. Magazines * Girls and young women are repeatedly encouraged and given advices on how to look and dress for men, a phenomenon labeled “costuming for seduction." Sports Media * The 2008 Olympics provides a prime example of extensive coverage on sports women in minimal sportswear, which was not reflective of the female participants as a whole. Re Video/Computer Games * Games made for specialized systems and those made for personal computers contain highly sexualized content. Internet * "The wide popularity of sites like MySpace.com as well as blog centers has encouraged youth, including girls, to describe themselves on the Internet. Some girls have posed in provocative clothing and posted notices of their sexual availability". Report of the APA Task Force on the f Girls * A study found that 70% of teens 15–17 years of age had accidentally encountered pornography on the Internet, with 23% saying this happened somewhat or very often. Advertising * Women tend to be shown in a state of undress. * "When women are featured as “decorations” in ads (e.g., shown standing seductively next to a car to enhance the image of the car), their major purpose is to be looked at. They are treated as appendages to the product rather than as active consumers or users of the product". * Female models were placed in sexually exploitive positions "for others’ viewing pleasure". * Although advertisers are typically careful not to sexualize young girls directly, several advertising techniques do so indirectly: * "Some girl's/women's magazines includes sexual portrayals of adult women as young girls in advertising (schoolgirl clothing and licking lollipops or popsicles or wearing scaled-up versions of kids’s clothing styles like baby doll dresses and tops, and knee socks, every marketed as adult women’s wear" Products Certain products can shape individual and societal expectations. * Dollsthat portray characters whose only interest are fashion, music, boys, and image. * Clothing– An increase in production of “sexy” clothing in child and teen sizes. * Cosmetics-The cosmetics industry targets younger and younger girls. "French perfumeries have introduced perfumes to the market specifically for little girls (e.g. “smellies”). Villeneuve and de Grandi", when perfumery for adults is marketed as a means for sexual attraction. So parents, when that T.V/video recorder/ lol whos asking u guys to read the whole thing..just read the first para at least.
Resolved Question: help with exams - read this it will seriously help?
September 10, 2007 at 1:15 pm ~
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better receive cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. receive a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out noisy. If asked to cease, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, receive the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture every semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?" 8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level. 9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 10. Bring pets. 11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up every the papers into very tiny pieces, toss them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 14. arrive into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 15. arrive down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 17. Bring things to toss at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to receive the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. 20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect every your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/untrue. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with every questions and answers completely blacked out. 24. receive the exam. Twenty minutes into it, toss your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly. 25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are every leaving after one hour to go drink) 26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on over my head when I receive an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 29. arrive to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very tiny, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. battle for your right to take the exam. 31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" 32. Bring a water pistol with you. 33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to cease. When they finally receive you to leave one way or another, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. 35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. receive pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your possess life story. 36. arrive in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield. 37. Bring a pal to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation. 38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious. . . like history notes for a calculus exam. . . otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you look fit. " 39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. 40. After you receive the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 41. One word: Wrestlemania. 42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. 43. Try to receive people in the room to do the wave. 44. Play frisbee with a pal at the other side of the room. 45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 46. receive deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. 47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to cease, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". 50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher" (P.S don't really do this!!!!)
Resolved Question: Examination fun?
November 6, 2007 at 7:35 am ~
If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions... Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better receive cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. receive a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out noisy. If asked to cease, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. Bring cheerleaders. Walk in, receive the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture every semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. Bring pets. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up every the papers into very tiny pieces, toss them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. arrive into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else. arrive down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. Bring things to toss at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to receive the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. Every five minutes, stand up, collect every your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/untrue. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..). Bring a black marker. Return the exam with every questions and answers completely blacked out. receive the exam. Twenty minutes into it, toss your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are every leaving after one hour to go drink). Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.). Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on over my head when I receive an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. arrive to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very tiny, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. battle for your right to take the exam. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to cease. When they finally receive you to leave one way or another, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. receive pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. arrive in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield. Bring a pal to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation. Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you look fit." When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip. After you receive the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. One word: Wrestlemania. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. Try to receive people in the room to do the wave. Play Frisbee with a pal at the other side of the room. Bring some big, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a tiny sacrifice. receive deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to cease, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why My Professor S*cks".
Resolved Question: Who do you find more sexually attractive and who would you rather make out with?
November 4, 2009 at 2:12 am ~
A) The skinny WWE divas. Not the curvy babes like Mickie James or Trish or Lita or Victoria, but the really tiny, flail ones like former WWE Ashley Massaro, current WWE diva Alicia Fox etc. OR B) These 6 sexy, curvy, semi-full figured cheerleaders from the 1982 music video "Mickie". I'm NOT referring to Toni Basil, I'm referring to the 6 others in the video with her, here's that video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CyNvEfWoE&feature=fvw And don't use the excuse that it's not 1982 anymore. Let's assume, hypothetically speaking, they could drink a youth formula and look and be just as sexy now as they were 27 years ago when they video was made. "Cure One", Did you even take the time to copy and glue the video link and watch it? I doubt that you did.
Resolved Question: I need an answer to this porn question!?
January 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm ~
When i was looking at porn i came a cross sexy babes rubbing their vagina's with guns. they were licking them, rubbing them, and sticking the nozzle up their vagina. I just went along. After a while me and my 3 girlfriends went to my home sometimes they will do a private nude show for me and then would have a foursome sometimes. On this certain show the were using guns. M16's, AK47's, sniper rifles, shotguns, and pistols. The M16 and the Ak47 where air soft guns because your not aloud to buy guns used by the national guard. The sniper rifles, shotguns, and pistols were real because the 3 of them go hunting sometimes. The started to everything i saw on the video rubbing them, licking them, and using them as sex toys. I wondered, why us a gun instead of a sex toy or does it make them look dangerous? do you know I need an answer!
Resolved Question: if you had a video game.....?
July 2, 2007 at 7:23 pm ~
ok, so if made a video game, which would you want in it?? sex adore adventure horror violence torture or killing sexy babes?
Resolved Question: what do you do if bullitins are being sent and i didnt send it on myspace???
November 22, 2006 at 4:18 pm ~
i changed my password and it didnt make a difference what should i do to cease it on myspace i also reported it andit made no difference its sending like over 20 a day people are telling me that i must have no life sending every these bullitins its sending stuff like prizez and babes and sexy videos that dont even show anything thankssssssssssss please help i dont want to delete it coz theres so many people i dont wana add again like exboyfriends that i dont wana delete but cant add again if u know wat i mean
Open Question: ive like downloaded all the sexy love songs but still how do i make love?
March 6, 2010 at 3:32 am ~
i want to know how to make adore. i downloaded every the sexy adore songs including that one that goes "sick make llove to u,like u want me too.." lots of them are rnb some are even porn musics. please i still cant figure out how to make adore. i have a significant other but we live in different cities in the same state thogugh. and we really want to make adore but we never talk. how do i make adore to my babe? please help me ive tried everything including masterbating to my babes videos on youtube and thinking about my babe when i go to snooze. still we havent made adore. how can we do this when we both want it and we know its right but ust dont know how. i really need help;. please someone steer me in the right direction so me and my babe can "make adore" ok well we talk just not very much ok maybe i was joking about the wanking part. and the listning to songs par.t did i mention its been over 4 years since weve hung out
Resolved Question: Where can I get good high-res hot sexy babe girl wallpapers for the PlayStation 3?
November 2, 2007 at 11:17 pm ~
I want good wallpapers that are 1920x1080 or any resolution that can fit on the PlayStation 3 without adjusting anything. P.S. Where can I receive free wallpapers of video game vixens on the internet?
Resolved Question: Toyota FT-HS Concept?
June 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm ~
Is the Toyota FT-HS Concept going to be an automatic or a manual???? This is a sweet @$$ car and it would be even sweeter if it came in a manual. I saw a video (or pics) that look like it had a clutch pedal but not sure if it was. Also any MSRPs would be nice too! If anyone can confirm this it would be much appreciated.!!! LOL never thought that I would be a "car babe"!! (not where I saw the picture with clutch but other great and sexy pics!!) http://www.autoblog.com/photos/toyota-ft-hs-concept/ I realize how a full hybrid works, we just got a 2010 Prius. Don't receive me wrong I appreciate what you are saying. I know the Toyota Camry is partial hybrid and it can be an automatic or a manual. ( http://www.toyota.com/byt/pub/init.do?zipCode=12345&seriesCategory=3&lang=en&x=9&y=15 ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFsPuxvWY2w in this video at about 0:32 in it shows what looks might be a clutch pedal.
Voting Question: HELP!!! will this be posted on youtube? will people see it?
October 13, 2008 at 11:36 pm ~
I was wearing a mini skirt it was REALLY short and SLU TY!!! it barely covers my my panties! so if i dint bring my bend my knees down when i lower my self to pick something of the ground i will flash people!! anyway i was standing in the yard and these people in a car were looking at me! they were saying WHO!!! GO SEXY! GO BABE! so liking it i acted slutty and i was just acting proactive i started by bending my knees and raised my butt in the air it was really sticking out! sitting down/laying down on the grass and just spreading my legs so i would flash them. i was purposely flashing them ( i was climbing a tree to purposely flash them that might or might not be videotaped!! ) they were videotaping this!! i saw it but i really didn't pay attention. what are the chances of people seeing this on Youtube, or by sending the video to people by cell phone, i don't want people i know to look this especially school officials and people that might hire me for a job or just anyone seeing this really. i would be embarrassed if my dad saw that. PLEASE DONT SAY " YOUR A SLUT " OR " THATS SLUTY!! " OR " THAT WAS STUPID " I KNOW THAT WAS STUPID AND SLUTY!.
Resolved Question: Am I addicted to porn? lololol?
August 16, 2007 at 4:20 am ~
I orginally started watching porn because I thought it was hilarious - some of the horrible laughing, and lots of the home-made videos were pretty silly seeing ugly people trying to be sexy. But now, there's some sites with pretty hot babes and stuff, (that still have horrible acting that I giggle at), but I masturbate to it, daily. But, I can't really say I'm 'addicted'. I can go without for days, or even weeks. I usually do it for self pleasure, and entertainment I guess - but I don't feel myself forcing myself to do it, or stopping myself from doing something else to do it. I just do it in spare time with nothing to do. Now, I'm only 13? But am I addicted? What is 'addicted' considered. And if you find this silly, please giggle, cause I find it silly too. =) But you people are far away from me, so I have nothing to worry about. (OH BY THE WAY, INTERNET PORN, NOT TV, MAGAZINES, etc.) over I meant horrible acting, not horrible laughing. I had laughing in my mind from saying hilarious. Sorry
Resolved Question: Anyone know this song in Hollyoaks??
September 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm ~
it was on 26/09/07 i think. Hannah has been taken to hospital and and Rhys is looking at a photo of her and then there are a bunch of old clips of her. the tune is at the end of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VwbsYNps-A tune starts at 4mins50. Also, does anybody know what happened in this episode http://www.emma-rigby.co.uk/emmagallery/v/screen/sexy+emma+rigby+hannah+ashworth+hollyoaks+babe+not+nude+or+naked+_52_.jpg.html where she is with some random guy? any1 know the date of this episode? i u know the answer to either of these please help!!! thanks in advance! xxx
Resolved Question: Is Eve a Man or a Woman?
November 17, 2009 at 6:52 pm ~
I think this lady was once a man, what do every of you think? http://zooweekly.com.au/sexy-stuff/babe-watch/7ft-babezilla-takes-on-zoo-man.htm In the video at end, she walks like a dude. Is it immoral to trick heterosexual males? - Pepper. I think her waist gives her away, she doesn't curve like the other lady, she doesn't have hips and a waist like a female. But every of that aside, is it wrong to trick heterosexual males?
Resolved Question: Are Video Babes Just Stupid Girls?
April 30, 2006 at 11:39 pm ~
Are women today,especially those in the music industry, are happily giving up their identities and conforming to the sexy, dancing, pop star stereotype? such as paris hilton or Pink.
Resolved Question: HELP!!!!!! will this be posted on youtube/whole internet?or could it be passed by cellphone?will people see it?
October 14, 2008 at 10:37 am ~
HELP!!! will this be posted on youtube/whole internet? or could it be passed by cellphone? will people look it? I was wearing a mini skirt it was REALLY short and SLU TY!!! it barely covers my my panties! so if i dint bring my bend my knees down when i lower my self to pick something of the ground i will flash people!! anyway i was standing in the yard and these people in a car were looking at me! they were saying WHO!!! GO SEXY! GO BABE! so liking it i acted slutty and i was just acting proactive i started by bending my knees and raised my butt in the air ( spanking me in the process. ) it was really sticking out! sitting down/laying down on the grass and just spreading my legs so i would flash them ( giving the face of a drunken easy to manipulate trashy girl. ). i was purposely flashing them ( i was climbing a tree to purposely flash them that might or might not be videotaped!! ) they were videotaping this with a cell phone camera!! I saw it but i really didn't pay attention. what are the chances of people seeing this on Youtube and or the internet as a whole? or by sending the video to people by cell phone, i don't want people i know to look this especially school officials and people that might hire me for a job or just anyone seeing this really. i would be embarrassed if my dad saw that. out of curiosity what would happen if it was wide spread and people i knew saw this to? PLEASE DON'T SAY " YOUR A SLUT " OR " THAT'S SLU TY!! " OR " THAT WAS STUPID " I KNOW THAT WAS STUPID AND SLU TY!. and i will never do it again dressing like a slut demeans me and makes me Look trashy. i don't know these people their complete strangers to me. yeah i dont know these people AT every. and i dont know their licence dish, names,nothing so i could not find a video on youtube i dont even have a youtube acount. my problem is that they could arrive back it was a the yard of MY home so they could arrive back. it was at October 8th 2008 at 3 - 4 PM . i am between 13 - 14 and i am a girl and it happened at Lake Forest Park Washington. unfortulantly i can't think of anymore detailes. it would be nice to have stories of experiance and just ideas how to find a video if they posted a video on the net such as youtube.
Resolved Question: boyfriend trouble? idk what's up with him?
December 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm ~
well we started going out on friday, and hes really sweet: he holds my hand, he calls me sexy and babe, he helps me carry things. but every of a sudden it takes him FOREVER to return texts, and they were pretty short. he said he was playing video games, and then his phone died. there's nothing wrong there, right? we're not growing distant? its only been 3 days. I NEED SOME CONFIRMATION! thanks!
Resolved Question: HELP!!! will this be posted on youtube/whole internet? or could it be passed by cellphone? will people see it?
October 13, 2008 at 11:59 pm ~
I was wearing a mini skirt it was REALLY short and SLU TY!!! it barely covers my my panties! so if i dint bring my bend my knees down when i lower my self to pick something of the ground i will flash people!! anyway i was standing in the yard and these people in a car were looking at me! they were saying WHO!!! GO SEXY! GO BABE! so liking it i acted slutty and i was just acting proactive i started by bending my knees and raised my butt in the air it was really sticking out! sitting down/laying down on the grass and just spreading my legs so i would flash them. i was purposely flashing them ( i was climbing a tree to purposely flash them that might or might not be videotaped!! ) they were videotaping this with a cell phone camera!! I saw it but i really didn't pay attention. what are the chances of people seeing this on Youtube, or by sending the video to people by cell phone, i don't want people i know to look this especially school officials and people that might hire me for a job or just anyone seeing this really. i would be embarrassed if my dad saw that. PLEASE DONT SAY " YOUR A SLUT " OR " THATS SLUTY!! " OR " THAT WAS STUPID " I KNOW THAT WAS STUPID AND SLUTY!. i dont know these people their complete strangers to me.
Resolved Question: You gonna yell at me, Jodie?? I like this one. Do you?
October 22, 2008 at 10:31 pm ~
If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions... * Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better receive cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. * receive a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" * If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. * Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. * Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out noisy. If asked to cease, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. * Bring cheerleaders. * Walk in, receive the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture every semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" * Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level. * On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. * Bring pets. * Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. * Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up every the papers into very tiny pieces, toss them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. * Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. * arrive into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else. * arrive down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. * Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. * Bring things to toss at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. * As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. * Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to receive the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. * Every five minutes, stand up, collect every your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. * Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. * Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/untrue. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..). * Bring a black marker. Return the exam with every questions and answers completely blacked out. * receive the exam. Twenty minutes into it, toss your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. * Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are every leaving after one hour to go drink). * Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.). * Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on over my head when I receive an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" * Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. * arrive to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. * Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very tiny, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. battle for your right to take the exam. * Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" * Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said. * From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to cease. When they finally receive you to leave one way or another, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. * Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. * If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could poss
Resolved Question: What is this song in this video Sexy CheerLeader College Babe Booty Dance *** Shaking Strip Naked Undies Thong?
December 4, 2009 at 8:46 pm ~
http://www.livevideo.com/video/413E5EB9A8974CFA80992B9786A58A22/sexy-cheerleader-college-babe-.aspx is the link to look it up..i really like to know the tune its sexy this is a real video and there is a real tune on it...if anyone can help me find the artist and name of tune thank you in advance
Resolved Question: The Band H.I.M. is back baby What do you think of there new?
January 8, 2010 at 9:15 pm ~
Song and music Video album drops Jan, 29, =) I'm so glad Ville still looks good and my sexy babe the guitarist Mr. Lindstorm, is freaking sexy as hell, I would want him any day of the week, his dreads have gotten longer, and I just want to receive tangled up in them with him so I can be close to his sexy body, Damn I said that lol, well I adore hot sexy guys with dreads and braided hair. And I always had a thing for Mr. lindstorm and this I just want to grab him from the music video and Dfsfsdfsdfsdf But the questions are. 1. What do you think of the video - I think its neat how they did the effects. 2. You think it be a really good album - I do every H.I.Ms albums are good <3333 3. Are you excited that they are finally back =) - I'm I always thought they would kinda of be gone gone. Music Video link to HeartKiller. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=102011385
Resolved Question: When a babe is so hot she makes you do and say stupid things, how do you normalize yourself and the situation?
January 23, 2008 at 7:45 am ~
Just monday night I had this gal so hot she could melt water, walk up and talk to me. I already knew that as soon as she stood right in front of me with full focus, I was going to make a frickin' retard out of myself. Like for example, I will say something that makes no sense at every. She's a dance instructor and she told me that I was keeping in better time with the music than anyone in the class. I go, "Well, I have a pretty good ear for music, just not a good ear for dancing." Yeah, it was nice of silly, but it didn't make sense. When I receive nervous I talk almost like Miss South Carolina http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7620686268212703476&q=miss+teen+usa&total=1498&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0 . This gal I was talking to is so sexy that even when I try to focus on something like her mouth, I'm still distracted because she has nice lips!
Resolved Question: I saw my Dad and Uncle's stuff?
November 23, 2009 at 4:02 am ~
I asked my dad to borrow his phone and so he gave it to me, then while I was browsing in the pictures...I saw a sex video. It was porn. I didn't know he was watching those things. then while dad was sitting on the sofa and he was holding his cellphone, I came by and said, "Hey dad, what you're doing?" then I looked with the phone's screen, and I saw like he was downloading a file name, "Sexy babes"...gosh but my dad never told me anything, I just saw it and just walked out. he didn't said anything. Then now, I am currently using my uncle's pc, whoa...I saw a porn website in his history(I use google chrome) and I saw the history. gosh, it's freaking me out. What am I going to do? Am I being so crazy for asking this question??? BTW, they are 18+ right?
Voting Question: I don't know what to do about him..or am i over reacting!?
December 13, 2008 at 2:41 pm ~
So.. my boyfriend and i both live in the same area. But for xmas, he went on vacation with his family.. we have been talking through the computer or phone whatever chance we receive.. but last night he pissed me off!.. He sends me some video.. with some girl trying to be sexy and then he says.. "don't worry babe your hotter than her'' like what the hell? is that supposed to be a compliment? and i replied ''umm okay.. thanks?" .. and then 5 min into our convo.. he says.. "well im bored already lol" so i stopped writing back to him. ughh i just don't know what to do about him.. not only this but other things too... how would you guys react to this?.. am i just over reacting? thnx.
Resolved Question: 50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam?
September 29, 2006 at 10:36 am ~
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better receive cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. receive a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out noisy. If asked to cease, yell out, “I’m so sure you can hear me thinking. ” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, receive the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand any of this. I’ve been to every lecture every semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?” 8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 10. Bring pets. 11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off. 12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up every the papers into very tiny pieces, toss them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas. “If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 14. arrive into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 15. arrive down with a BAD case of Turet’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 17. Bring things to toss at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to receive the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. 20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect every your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/untrue. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..) 23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with every questions and answers completely blacked out. 24. receive the exam. Twenty minutes into it, toss your papers down violently, scream out “Forget this!” and walk out triumphantly. 25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are every leaving after one hour to go drink) 26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on over my head when I receive an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!” 28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 29. arrive to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away. 30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very tiny, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. battle for your right to take the exam. 31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!” 32. Bring a water pistol with you. 33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to cease. When they finally receive you to leave one way or another, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. 35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. receive pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your possess life story. 36. arrive in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield. 37. Bring a pal to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation. 38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you look fit.” 39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. 40. After you receive the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 41. One word: Wrestlemania. 42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start. 43. Try to receive people in the room to do the wave. 44. Play frisbee with a pal at the other side of the room. 45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 46. receive deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam. 47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to cease, say “it helps me think.” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”. 50. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher.”
Resolved Question: 50 fun things to do during a final exam?
June 18, 2009 at 11:03 am ~
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better receive cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. receive a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out noisy. If asked to cease, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, receive the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture every semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?" 8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at max level. 9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 10. Bring pets. 11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up every the papers into very tiny pieces, toss them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 14. arrive into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 15. arrive down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 17. Bring things to toss at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to receive the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay. 20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect every your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/untrue. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ). 23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with every questions and answers completely blacked out. 24. receive the exam. Twenty minutes into it, toss your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly. 25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are every leaving after one hour to go drink) 26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on over my head when I receive an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 29. arrive to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very tiny, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. battle for your right to take the exam. 31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!" 32. Bring a water pistol with you. 33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to cease. When they finally receive you to leave one way or another, start whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam. 35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. receive pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your possess life story. 36. arrive in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
